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No filth please! Put the line number in brackets. 29 April 200615:23 - wasp? : “there once was a lymeric game, in which explorers became quite a pain, they got the rhyming scheme wrong, too short or too long, and tried to be clever in vain” 09:25 - blaaaa styn? : then you wldnt av to wear a swimming cozzy 09:23 - styn G? : ther was a giant moral (to this) 09:22 - jolly? : then one day it snaged on some coral 09:22 - styn? : he wore a pink swimming cossie 09:21 - jolly und styn? : ok its us again! were the only ones who can actually do this so…..there once was a shrimp from aussie.. 30 December 200506:10 - Zoltan, hound of Dracula? : The quality control police (next department along from the mind control unit) have been asked to intervene in the current limerick - the first 2 lines were bad enough but the third …!!! The first 2 and last lines must exhibit a rhythm like this: parp parpity partpity parp, for example: There once was a bolus of tripe, That got stuck in a lads windpipe, … (please feel free to finish this if you wish). 29 December 200521:16 - -—~--—__--—~-—? : and who got the rhyming scheme in a lymeric wrong. 17:11 - styn!!? : who is o so funky! :P 25 December 200501:53 - BLAH? : There is a monkey! 06 November 200512:07 - octopi? : there was a young lad called *** His surname shortened was *** One day he was **** and made **** to a *** so its *** *** *** with *** (Moderated to prevent legal action..) 26 October 200511:18 - styn? : and reply…..especially u ben!!! 11:17 - jolly? : thn tlk to us o lord 11:17 - styn? : if your gettin bored 11:17 - jolly? : you really shld rite bak men!! 11:15 - we to again? : well hay it is us 2 again! 25 October 200523:22 - styn n alex ? : but ‘o’ it was cut in the middle!! :P 23:21 - styn? : but found by a duck!! 23:20 - jolly? : for one day it got stuck 23:18 - styn n alex ? : but got in a bit of a fiddle!! 23:18 - styn? : he loved to put jam in the middle 23:17 - jolly? : and so he got a bagel instead! 23:15 - styn? : and o how he mocked her!!!! 23:15 - jolly? : so he went to a doctor 23:15 - styn? : who wasnt good in bed 23:13 - jolly? : There once was an apple named fred 24 October 200517:13 - georgia : So the aircadet wanted to sue… 08 October 200517:59 - someone? : and then burnt it’s whole (4) 00:27 - Vlad the Impaler : lit a fire in the bowl (3) 07 October 200517:40 - anonymous : It didnt know quite what to do (2) 15:57 - Alex : An air cadet got stuck in the loo (1) 30 September 200520:22 - anonymous : And the boat then failed to float(5) 26 September 200523:37 - Alex : And did a huge wee (4) 21:03 - ben : he went out to sea (3) 19 September 200517:19 - Alex : After frightening a goat (2) 18 September 200518:04 - Georgia : A seascout got in a boat (1) 10 September 200522:24 - Alex : and then he got covered in Spam! (5) 15:38 - Georgia : Which he was… licking? (4) 08 September 200515:53 - Alex : He once ate a chicken (3) 06 September 200522:43 - Ben : who always on sundays ate lamb (2) 03:00 - James : There was an explorer from Ham (1) |